So I've just started to pick up and read the Harry Potter books. It's about time I found out what all the fuss was about. Couldn't help but chuckle at this line, in the first chapter:
"— there will be books written about Harry Potter — every child in our world will know his name!"
I left off last night just after Hagrid informed Harry (spoiler alert) that he's a wizard. When I woke up this morning, my thoughts turned to another young lad who was stunned to find out about his destiny: Young Timothy, wielder of Berwhale, the Avenger.
If only the Dursleys had been so clever.