Ecclesiastical Toddler

If you were wondering how our morning went.

The words of the Toddler, the daughter of Matthew, software engineer in Fairfax.

Vanity of vanities, says the Toddler,
vanity of vanities! All is vanity.

I said in my heart, “Come now, I will test you with pleasure; enjoy yourself.” But behold, this also was vanity. I said of laughter, “It is mad,” and of pleasure, “What use is it?” I searched with my heart how to cheer my body with chocolate milk—my heart still guiding me with wisdom—and how to lay hold on folly, till I might see what was good for the children of man to do under heaven during the few days of their life.